July 26, 2012
Words Used to Describe Genitals


So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

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January 3, 2012
It shall begin again.

Jennifer “The Fox” Fox now has a camera again. This means that very, very soon we shall be up and posting again.

Dear Readers, be prepared.

Dear Eaters, be hungry.

Dear Haters, fuck y’all, y’all don’t know ‘bout me. I don’t front, yeah, I DON’T FRONT. It’s not how I was grown. Motherfuckers.

September 19, 2011

I know (hehe) that I have not posted in ages, however there is a brisket on its last stages of corned beef. Tomorrow we feast before a Res Nova meeting (The most famous magazine you’ve never heard of) and a honest to God post shall follow. Keep with me if you want to know how to brine brisket on a budget and always announce with alliteration.

July 28, 2011
Est Modus in Rebus

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, my totally imagined reader base, but I have been working far more than I have been cooking. The hours between have been filled with Zumbach’s gourmet coffee and indecency, public and private.

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July 5, 2011
"In English, images for the tongue and words are perhaps more drawn from storms and light and winds; for the Greeks the tongue was generally a dangerous instrument, a weapon. Sometimes it launched arrows of language, Homer’s winged words, or the gold or rippling shafts of poetry; more often it had a cutting edge: to slice my word, διακέρσαι ἐμόν ἔπος, the metallic tongue which could, like Pindar’s, be sharpened on the shrill whetstone, hammered on the anvil of truth, launched like a bronze javelin, shivered or splintered like Sappho’s."

Emily Vermeule, Aspects of Death in Early Greek Art and Poetry, 197-198.

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July 2, 2011

A 12-year-old girl welder for the Australian Air Force in 1943.
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A 12-year-old girl welder for the Australian Air Force in 1943.

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May 26, 2011

clarabeau said: A pork. The most wonderful of porks. I am watching season 2 of Rome in unrelated information, and I don't know if anything can please me like this pleases me.

Also, my brother, do you mind deleting the thing on Facebook that says you reblogged me? I don't really want Frat knowing about my Tumblr, as there are things there which shame me. He probably already clicked and saw my drunken shame. Oh, the misery.

Imma gonna cooka sucklin’ pig in a month. You should come to where the earth is green and have some.

May 25, 2011
come on, come on, my coal black horse.: ἦ φίλος ἁνήρ, ἦ φίλος ὄχθος βαλήν, ἀρχαῖος βαλην, ἰθι ἱκοῦ βάσκε,...


ἦ φίλος ἁνήρ, ἦ φίλος ὄχθος
βαλήν, ἀρχαῖος βαλην, ἰθι ἱκοῦ
βάσκε, πάτερ ἄκακε Δαριαν, οἰ.

Beloved man, beloved tomb.
Ancient king, ancient king, come here.
Come here quickly, father Darius.

-Excerpts from The Persians, Aeschylus (647, 657, 663).

An example of a basic technique for…

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May 4, 2011
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

At least 6 birds died to make this meal. 6 seperate birds with different lives. Murdered for my cooking hobby and my friends gastronomical delight. I say this to you, pussies, mourn only the uneaten dead. Grok me?

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May 1, 2011

poachingencouraged said: A joint venture in flesh? Not sure that’s right, either… At any rate, your squirrel has been packed in dry ice and over-nighted to you.
In all seriousness, this could be a fun project. What sort of game did you have in mind? Something as large as a deer? Did you have some sort of fowl in mind? Duck? Pheasant?

I’ve been known to cook some damn fine duck in my time. Really any fowl will do. I wouldn’t know what to do with deer though other than butcher it and make some fuckin’ steaks. Maybe use the back strap for something more fancy. My mind is racing right now. Are the cuts similar to other large mammals. CAN I ROAST A WHOLE LEG? How are deer, fat wise, to say, uh, lamb? Rack of venison.

Either way, what I want to do more than anything else is kill and eat one of them feral pigs that are running around the south and midwest. 

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